Hypothetical $5 to whoever can link me to
that Snowing breakup 911 never forget/cut my arms off meme from like 2012
that fucking blown over lawn chair never forget 911 pic also from a few years ago
Apparently its tradition for people to want to buy you stuff for getting married to yr bff? If you have extra cash and wanna anonymously buy me things like tools, kitchen tools, legos, bulk jelly beans, etc- wouldn’t complain.
Also local people, come to my fucking wedding. It’s mostly a show, cookout, dance party, moped ride at a klassic arcade to celebrate love and junk. Come party. Hmu for details if I havent dropped a flyer at your house//we don’t work together//whatever
was further out than you thought wind-swept and current-caught not knee-deep but out to sea slipped off the boat we bought water water everywhere but nowhere a drop to drink i’m floating wrinkling uncomfortable i’m sinking and sinking and sinking
but we had to give it a shot, i kept thinking hey, every love hits a rough spot who was i kidding so we broke up & so far we show no signs of fucking that up what they don’t understand i’ve got another ex-lover, but i’ve also got a new best friend it hurts like hell to go to sleep at night but i know that in the morning you will call me, tell me hey, we’re gonna be alright hey, we’re gonna be alright
i get very anxious when your hair looks nice and i can barely hold this in the summer light. before i had a reason, well, i was doing fine. i’ve seen you in the haziness of good headlights. i can be elitist if the scene is kinda dead but the troops are all out taking shots to the head. i get very nervous when i’m in a certain state and i get very happy when i see your face.
crack my head open on your kitchen floor to prove to you that i have brains meanwhile tin men are led by little girls down golden roads that lead to nowhere
fine time to fake a seizure feel your mouth on mine, you’re saving me
whatever happened to that silly dream you had? i want to make it real i’d love to rub your back like a plane crash that never hits the ground i fall in love with you i’m nose over tail for you your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire you’re saving me